Hello There
Well, I suppose a little introduction is in order.
But let’s get one thing straight first; I am not here to entertain you. I'm here to entertain myself. If you happen to become entertained in the process, well that just works out for both of us doesn't it? (But I'm seriously not promising that you will be entertained in any way) As implied by the title, this is merely something to do when I'm bored. Obviously there are more entertaining things to do, but when these all fail me (and it has been known) I will come here.
So, if you find what I have to say boring, or see it as a complete waste of time - don't complain, don't post annoying comments, just remember: There's probably something better you could be doing with your life right now.
My name's Peter, by the way. How do you do?
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To anyone whom* I have recommended "A Clockwork Orange" to:
I take it back, the idea behind the film is genius, a lot of the directing and such is amazing, but some of the scenes - especially near the beginning - are particularly graphic and rather disturbing. For some reason, I failed to notice this when I last watched it (Age 11)
Seriously, watch Bambi or something, I hear it’s a piece of genius.
*Check out the grammatical correctness there! Or, least I hope it's correct, otherwise I look even more stupid than just using "who" (But that's boring anyway!)
posted by MunkyMan at 6:14 PM
32 Comments:
hey man! ow u doin?
ya site funny! u did entertain me so yes dats gud 4 us both!!!
ill write bak wen i av sumat 2 say!
Cyaz Charli xxxxxx
hello
my name is kevin
i am a stripper
i have a big willy
i like your blogsite
Kevins gaaaaaaay!
yo sheep, think of summat i can av as a post cos yeh me lyrics r kwl but i need sumat else 4 d ppl! lol
Write bak!
Hmm....
You could go all life-philosophical on us, in the style of Cat. That can be entertaining and thought-provoking! Or you could just make stuff up, that works!
Thanks... Kevin... It's good to know that people of all genital sizes can enjoy my site... I think.
i dno, i dont do philosophical, i dnt do smart even! i jst love music
I'll think o sumat!
I realy can't decide whether to take that as a compliment or an insult.
I'll decide later.
Anyway, your blog's really cool - I'm glad that someone is finally starting to get the intelligence behind Bambi!
Not only does it teach children valuable morals:
"If you ain't got anythin' nice to say, then don't say nuthin at all",
it also gives a perfect demonstration of conformation* to society. The skunk is most definitely gay:
("He can call me flower, if he wants.")
Yet he still gets married at the end of the film, for fear of being discriminated against by his happily-wed rabbit and deer friends, and frowned upon by the rest of the forest.
Way ahead of its time really.
Bet ya never thought 'bout that didya?!
Anyway, after taking up a considerable amount of space on your comments page, and making myself look stupid to anyone who comes across this "interesting" comment, I shall say goodbye.
Goodbye! ;-) xx
*this may or may not be a real word, but you know what I mean!
Hopefully.
the skunk on bambi was male? that thing has issues
i thoroughly agree with cat and would like to say that the creatures of the forest are being pressurised into being 'twitipated'
they all grow up too quickly
by the way
kevin is not gay
kevin is insulted and would like an apology from charli
with lots of flowers
Mke me bitch! n i no it u kath since ya sed ud left a message in tech, y b anonymous then hmmmmm? kevin is defo gay!
Pete, i replied 2 ya on my site, also you need mor posts!
Dr Charli
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P.s, i had 2 fire engines at my house on weds, i try 2 bbq the house lol, i didnt turn the gas off proparly and the oven died, hope that med u laf, my folks keep jokin but i think inside theyre fumin!
Sorry cat, i shud av sed, but i wsnt being mean, i was complementin that ur smarter than me!
hey peter i found u randomly on cats blog i dint no u ad 1 anioo who the hells kevin but hey kevin who eva u r!
cat has a blogsite? ooh what is it
kevin is not gay
charli is gay
p.s sheep wud i b right in thinking all the animals in bambi are necrophiles? or am i horribly mistaking that for something else?
kevinXXX
Poodle ya names weird, kathryn is kevin, if ya read all d messeges u wi c that iv mentioned it b4,
also kevin is gay, charli is not gay, charli is particulaly fond of males!
also its dr charli to you!
urm.... a necrophile is someone who makes love to corpses.
If 'kevin' is correct, someone is gonna have to explain this one to me.....
ignor kevin, he gay, n that proves hes lost his marbles! he dno wot he on bout!
oh no my little secret is out! kathryn by day kevin by night- the shame!
ok i admit that maybe the animals from bambi dont go 2 the extreme of 'making love to corpses'lol but they do get inapropriatley excited and twitipated wen bambi's mum dies- the poor children that watch that film
u need 2 watch that film agen, bcos they dnt get twiterpated wen bambis mum dies, they get twiterpated wen theyre older and so ur not confused twiterpated means horny, or something along those lines!
face it, u no nothing
yes charli, youre right i know nothing
p.s whats with the ranting?
im sure walt would want people 2 argue over goddam bambi
hello? its beth?....the paint is everywhere!?...its in the racoon wounds...!?
what paint where?
Peter, I think it's about time you wrote another post before this trail of comments takes its next disturbing turn for the worst! Everyone needs something new to argue about. It's selfish to only write when you're bored; what about the rest of us?!
Honestly, Munkies these days...spare no thought for anyone else...In my day...
Cat ;-)
p.s - I think that my impression of an OAP is one of those "disturbing turn for the worst" things I mentioned! Quick! write something and save us all!
oh, I forgot these - xxx
i'm highly inclined to just leave thinga a while n see what happens from here...
Cheap way out!
But fair enough, you're not here to entertain us...
I'll just go and do something better with my life.
Cat ;-) xx
twat on a brick!
Fucking hell! Can't you youngsters write in English? I bloody hate this txt lingo! :-(
(I know, stupid old fart!)
BTW kids, take the piss by all means, but always remember there's nothing wrong with being straight, gay, or a bit of both. Just be yourselves...
*clears throat*
Dear Mr. Gawblimeyman,
I am writing in reference to your comment regarding my friends and I, and our means of communication displayed on this page of comments.
I am terribly sorry for any distress caused by the abbreviative language used on this page, and therefore apologise on behalf of us all. We do try our very hardest, but writing in English does not always come so easily to us these days. If only we had been raised in the golden era of the 80's...
KaPow! Take that!
Not that I remember "Take That" or anything... I'm far too young! Besides, I'm too busy listening to The Beatles.
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Kid's are getting cocky these days aren't they?! :p
on a serious note, text speak isn't too bad, it saves a lot of time, and working it out can be quite fun... if...if you like text speak!
Oh, and as for the "be yourselves kids!" message, thanks, but haven't you heard of Audioslave? I think they just pipped you to the post on that one!
Cat ;-) xx
Take it outside, both of you.
*bows head*
Sorry Peter! I didn't mean to cause trouble on your blogsite!
I wasn't seriously angry-I wasn't even arguing! I was just bantering! Y'know... how people banter...
*coughs* sorry, anyway.
Cat ;-) xx
Be yourselves kids? WTF? we r bein ourselves...this is us....so deal with it dude!
Look, guys.
I understand that things like the correct use of the English language and sexual acceptance are crazy and "out there" concepts to us mere teenagers (frankly, they scare the hell out of me!), but can we please try to be a bit nicer to our elderly cockney newcomer?
For me?
i do accept people who are homosexual, i hav no problem. n peter...jst 4 u i shall b nice to the dear pensioner
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