I Am Returned.

Gooooooooood morning, BlogFans!

My long-neglected blog is getting some attention! Not because I'm bored (although that is part of it) or because I have some highly relevant, interestingly shocking, "Oh thank you, Superman, you just saved the world", information for you all. No, ladies and gentlemen I am on a mission.

Ok, I've got a quiz thingy to fill in. Now stop laughing at me, sit back and enjoy....

Last book you read: Dave Gorman's Googlewhack Adventure. I'd like to say "You really don't wanna know..." but its not as bad as it sounds.

Last phone number you called: Urm.... at a guess I'd say my sister's number when we were both trying (and failing) to find eachother in -shudder- Wakefield.

Last show you watched on TV: Scrubs, and before that... Scrubs - BUT - before that, Dead Ringers

Last thing you ate: Mini Chocolate Roll

Last time you cried: I haven't cried in ages now I come to think of it! Probably a couple of months ago. Crying always struck me as really pointless for anyone over the age of 3 (since by then you can actually communicate to someone what is wrong with you) and yet we still seem to do it.

Last time you smiled: Well, I'm listening to The Colour And The Shape by Foo Fighters and I'm on track 12 now so i probably last smiled when track..... 11, Everlong, came on. Love that song.

Last person you hugged: Probably a member of my family, just not sure which one.

Last person you talked to on the phone: That would be Cat. She really shouldn't worry about the fact that she happened to have lots to do at the same time (not her fault!)

Last thing you smelled: So tempting to say "cocaine" just to get the reaction, but the truthful answer would probably beeee..... Deoderant. How Interesting.

Last CD that you bought: Urm..... this could be a while back. Ok, after checking my CD collection, i would have to say (disbelievingly) that it will have been Bang Bang Rock 'n' Roll by Art Brut. That was ages ago!

Last song you sang: Probably "Everlong" again.

Last thing you laughed at: This morning, when I saw the accidentally seductive pose I'd managed to leave my Munky in last night.

What's in your cd player: Well, since the afore-mentioned
piece of genius by the Foo Fighters has finished, I'm now onto "Make Up The Breakdown" by Hot Hot Heat ("Bandages up my legs and my arms from you...")

What time did you wake up today: 11am. About an hour ago

Current favorite article of clothing: My big black coat! I hadn't worn it in ages until yesterday (yesterday was cold!). I love that coat.

Favorite place to be: There are a few, although Cat's "My bed" comment is is pretty high on my list. (Oh God.... you all know what I meant! I meant MY bed, NOT Cat's bed. I could have just deleted that and rewrote it but this way is funnier for those reading it. Except maybe Cat. Sorry Cat!)

Least favorite place: Birmingham

Do you believe in an afterlife? I change my mind. At the minute, no.

In Heaven or Hell: Hmmm.... I don't know. But then, who does?

How tall are you: Somewhere either just above or just below 6'.

Current favorite word: urm.... don't put me on the spot like this!

Favorite Book: Again, there are a few. To name four off the top of my head: both Dave Gorman books, The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocolypse by Robert Rankin and 1984 by George Orwell.

Random lyric: "Ok, I take it all back anyway. Now what was I supposed to say?" Actually, I'm not sure just how random this one is because it kind reminds me of how I sometimes (fail to) argue. (Anyone who's ever argued with me about something I really couldn't be bothered to argue about might know what i mean)

If I could be doing anything right now, i would be: Experiencing a sudden, empowering urge to do all my coursework. That or learning to Waterski.

Are you a daredevil? Occasionally. I like to try new things!

Have you ever told a secret you swore you'd never tell?: Pretty sure I haven't

Do looks matter? Well, that depends what for. If you're a model or an actor then yes, quite alot. If you're talking about someone's Badminton playing ability, then no, not at all. If, however, I want to stop being annoying and answer the question as it was meant to be answered than I would have to say "No, not really"

How do you release your anger? I don't

My second home is: Usually you would see some rather sardonic comment involving my Dad's house here. But, since I'm not too sure about that at the moment, my answer is simply "My Dad's House"

One thing i have that i wish i didn't is: The impulse to make jokes when uncomfortable.

All you need is: Hats. I always find a good, hilarious hat solves most problems.

Something i want but i don't really need is: A video camera

Something I need but i don't really want is: Some iron in my bloodstream. Damn you, anemia! You win this time!

*do you...*

drink?: Occasionlly.

have a boyfriend/girlfriend: Nope

have a dream that keeps coming back? Not recently

believe there is life on other planets? Yes. There are alot of planets out there.

read the newspaper? i have done before, but only certain parts. The Observer Music Monthly once my mum's let go of it, and the horoscopes on the way to school (not because I believe in them, I'm not really sure why....).

consider yourself tolerant of others? Most people.

consider police a friend or foe? Depends who you are.

Tagging: Everybody! Gotcha!